as far back as November 2008, I began entertaining thoughts of visiting San Francisco to attend an Ultimate Surrender match. when it was announced in April of this year, that Isis was returning to tag team action, I began eyeing the July match. things worked out perfectly, b/c a few weeks later, a friend of mine invited me to Comic-Con in San Diego. the match and the convention happened to be on the same weekend!
I was still balls deep in my California trip, and I had already begun planning my next trip to San Fran. by mid-September, I had my vacation time approved, and I was ready for round 2 at the Armory. but, I couldn’t make this trip alone. I brought a special guest with me…Nyssa Nevers. if you don’t know the name, you will soon enough. she is fast becoming one of the adult industry’s top bondage models. not only was she up for taking the trip, but she knew Ariel X and Wenona! how lucky was I to have the privilege to accompany an AZN stunna like Miss Nyssa, and meet my favourite US wrestler, AX!
most ppl seem to think that Vendetta and Isis don’t get enough respect, or that nobody roots for them, etc. seriously tho, I’d say the crowd was maybe 80/20 in favour of Vendetta and Isis. it stung like a fissure in my ass to watch Ariel and Wenona lose, but overall, it was the coolest live event I’ve ever been to. Holly Heart was in attendance, and was thrown in on “the loser train” in round 4. Rain DeGrey was also there, but did not participate. afterwards, I ran in to Maitresse Madeline in the hallway. Wenona came back to our hotel room to have a few drinks, and catch up with Miss Nyssa. I mentioned something to Wenona about how the van Kink uses to pick up their talent is called “The Pussy Wagon” she laughed, and said she had no idea that’s what they called it. score one for huepow! hehehe
this was my second appearance at a tag match this year. am I a good luck charm for Team Ninja? maybe so, b/c Matt has moved me up to #5 in the Ultimate Surrender forumer power rankings: undietaker, horsefly, penguinace, Wookie…and huepow! GAWDAMNIT, I feel special!
first and foremost, I would just like to thank Nyssa Nevers for flying out to San Francisco with me. it was a helluva weekend, and I can’t begin to tell you how appreciative I am. I’d also like to thank Matt for doing what he does to make Ultimate Surrender the best non-scripted wrestling site on teh inferwebz! it was nice to meet AX, and hanging out with Wenona was a definite highlight. it was good to see Vendetta and Isis again, altho this time I wasn’t rooting for them. thanks also to everyone at Kink responsible for making Ultimate Surrender the site that it is. you can join Brazzers, but you’ll never be invited to watch Eva Angelina get her poop chute plundered. the fact that you can go to live shoots, is what sets Kink apart from other sites. and that’s why I am glad to be a member, and will continue to be one, for the foreseeable future.

front row (l:r) model/producer, Nyssa Nevers; IGRO founder, Percival Handfisher; US forum legend, penguinace; actor/director Brayne Varner; noted lesbian sexfight expert, Dr. Milminiman Lanillim Swimwamly; model/US wrestler, Holly Heart; musician/Ween reference, Eddie Dingle

Vendetta and Holly Heart get re-acquainted during the audience participation portion of the match
editor’s note: no real names were harmed during the captioning of the first picture