a recent survey of chronic masturbaters named Annie Cruz the best pound-for-pound squirter in the adult industry. success in US has been a bit harder to come by. if you throw out her victory over Harmony back in season 4, she still has yet to win a regular season match. but, with a new season, comes new hope that Annie “Pacquiao” Cruz can ascend the ladder. after all, she spars regularly, and trained at one time with the great Dragon Lily.
Trina displays all the Passion…of the Christ…on a Mic, but has little to show for it. as she has only accumulated 2 points from her first two matches. granted, she’s lost to Dia Zerva and Hollie Stevens, but progress needs to be made.
Trina had the size advantage, but wasn’t able to do much with it. Annie kept Trina locked in a modified grapevine, while she played with Trina’s tits (which are like the size of Ethiopia) there was some quality face-licking, and fingering thrown in for good measure, as “Pacquiao” Cruz-ed to a 410-62 victory.
so what have we learned today? well, we learned that you CAN incorporate a Dwarves AND GWAR reference in to an Ultimate Surrender blogpost, and still have it make perfect sense. what’s even more metal, is that next week, we have Tom Warrior’s favourite US wrestler, Karrlie Dawn…of Megiddo taking on Darling. oh yeah, and we also learned that Trina might just be season 6’s Harmony. WE LOVE YOU, HARMONY!!!
“check out these muthafuckin’ areolas!!!”
December 17, 2008 at 3:24 pm |
Gwar must serve the master… or Gwar must DIE.
January 3, 2009 at 6:50 am |
A Catfight Poll between Trina & myself (as her mom) and Dia & Ariel is up at http://www.catfightreport.com/2008/12/this-months-catfight-report-poll-mother.html
Come on! VOTE for Trina and me to beat those two skanky, sexy sluts & get deserved REVENGE for Trina’s loss to Dia!! Evil giggle! Winks!
And post saucy comments in the chat box if you like … shouting support for your fav’s … dirtier the better … it would make it all the more fun and exciting … LOL!!!
(P.S. Note that I’ll be writing a naughty, erotic story based on the outcome of the Poll … Oh yeah!)
Meaow Jessie