Ultimate Surrender – S6E24 – Yana Jordan vs. Coffee Brown

oh doctor, we got ourselves an undietaker special this week. two hot black chicks making their debut in Ultimate Surrender!

Yana Jordan aka “The Wildcat” is not your typical US noob. she has already wrestled on several other sites, and comes highly recommended by the likes of Darling and Dia Zerva.

Coffee Brown aka “The Grinder-Grinder-Grinder” has some amateur wrestling experience. I don’t know much else, but I saw a video of her taking a vaginal cream pie, and I was like “nice-nice-nice” she’s also worked for US sister site, pissing.com

while this had the look of a noob vs. noob matchup on paper, this was far from the case. Yana was in control from the outset, fingering Coffee with the kind of accuracy and precision that would make even the best of US veterans take notice. both ladies receive high marks for their efforts, and we hope to see more of them in the future.


we’ve caught March Madness, and seeing as how Summer Vengeance is only a few months away, here are my updated rankings:

First Division
01. Vendetta 02. Ariel X 03. Darling 04. Dia Zerva 05. Adrianna Nicole 06. Yana Jordan 07. Ami Emerson 08. Bella Rossi 09. Madison Young 10. Alexa Von Tess

Second Division
11. Hollie Stevens 12. Kirra Lynne 13. Tia Ling 14. Coffee Brown 15. Annie Cruz 16. Karrlie Dawn

Third Division
17. Jennifer Dark 18. Trina Michaels

Done Left:
Claire Dames, Kiki, Penny Play, Samantha Sin, Vai

I’m not sure if there will be an update next week, as the banner on US indicates the live tag team match (02/27) will be the week’s update. if that’s the case, I’ll put together a special mid-season report.

Jennifer Dark (unreliable) and Karrlie Dawn (surgery) are both out for the season. next week’s match is Amber Rayne vs. Sinn Sage with a 90% chance for anal in round 4!
edited at 10:00 AM EST on 02/19/09


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