Area Ventriloquist Dummy Second Guessing His Choice Of Careers

Jerry Kaputnik of Asbury Park, NJ had always dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps of becoming an orthodontist. around the age of 13 tho, he caught the acting bug.

“from that day on, I wanted to get in to acting. maybe star in my own sitcom with Horatio Sanz”

then one day, during a workshop hosted by comedian James Quall, he was offered his big break. a spot on the Tim & Eric Awesome Tour, working with legendary ventriloquist, David Liebe Hart.

“when I called my mother and told her the news, she broke down in tears. there was nothing she could’ve wanted to see more than a middle-aged man with his arm shoved up my ass.”

sadly, the chemistry on-stage between Hart and Kaputnik didn’t last. constantly at odds over who should play the straight man in the duo, Kaputnik walked away from a lucrative contract, that would’ve eventually landed him his own pilot on [adult swim]

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Kaputnik (with Hart) in between bits during a recent stop on the Tim & Eric Awesome Show Tour

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One Response to “Area Ventriloquist Dummy Second Guessing His Choice Of Careers”

  1. Clint Says:

    hahaha, i had to forward this one out to a cpl people šŸ™‚

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