Japanese Scientists Teach Mind-Controlled Robot To Masturbate

techno-savvy perverts were abuzz following the news that Honda had come up with a new mind-controlled robot.

“it’s pretty cool, because now whenever I see a hot chick, I can just attach this helmet full of electroencephalography and near-infrared spectroscopy sensors to my scalp, and my robot will mimic my deepest thoughts, or as the Germans like to call it, sehnsuchtings.” said chronic masturbater, Nathan Scott Phillips

as a sign of respect, and good hygiene, the new and improved Asimo, has been programmed to only masturbate with his left hand.

Dr. Percy Handfisher demos Asimo at the Tuesday press conference


One Response to “Japanese Scientists Teach Mind-Controlled Robot To Masturbate”

  1. Clint Says:

    Another image blocked by adblock. ):

    You stole my sehnsucht thunder! 🙂

    [asimo/cartman voice]”Lame”[/voice]


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