Local Hot Chick Returns For Discount On Telephoto Lens

a coupla weeks ago I was talking with this gal about SLRs. she was looking for a telephoto lens for her Canon Rebel XS. not afraid to dabble in the fine art of self-deprecating humour, I broke out my story of how I was looking at the Rebel XSi. I didn’t buy one b/c my own place of employment turned me down for a credit card. possibly, because when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out. I didn’t tell her the part about my penis, but by law, I am required to insert a Xavier reference in to at least one blog post per week.

she said she needed to go back and do some more research. as kind of a throw away line to close out our brief interaction, I told her I would hook her up with a lens.

I was having a pretty shitty day at work yesterday, but lo and behold, she returned that evening. she immediately recognized me and said she was back for the lens. after a brief moment to scan my memory bank, I remembered who she was. “oh yeah, the Rebel XS, sweet!” she purchased the 55-250 IS lens, which was the one I originally suggested. I won’t lie, the fact that she actually came back for the lens, satiated my ego.

earlier in the day, a couple came in looking for a Flip mino hd. I sold them on the Kodak Zi6 instead. same video quality, same rechargeable battery, only $70 less. during our interaction, brah’s mobile phone went off, he had a “Crazy Train” ringtone. I acted kinda surprised, but once I identified the song, we all had a good laugh. they joked about shooting some pov porn. I cracked a smile, and the girl told me he was just kidding. they seemed like really cool folks.

it’s customer interactions like these that keep me interested in my job, which can make it seem less like work.

I AM THE WHOLE FUCKIN’ SHOW!!!