Chronic Masturbater Cited For Giving Chronic Discounts

the jig is up my friends. my supervisor told me no more discounts were to be given, even if I was still turning a profit (unless it’s a big-time package deal) so don’t ask me for a deal on that Rebel XSi unless you are willing to pay for a service plan and a few accessories. on top of that, I am now required to print duplicate copies of all my sales receipts for verification. I’ll chalk this one up to my higher power for the wake-up call. I put out a D-5000 today with the 70-300 lens, circular polarizer, 4GB SDHC Extreme III memory card, Nikon accessory bag, AND the 4-YR service plan, in what was my one and only sale in the 4 hours I was on the floor.

in other news, I attended a training session on Macs this morning. I learned that you can film your own porn and then upload them to your own page that you can create with your Mac. and since all viruses are .exe files, I’ll never hafta worry about my Mac contracting syphyllus. I’m satisfied with my Dell (for now) but I reckon if I ever needed to buy a new computer, I would at least give the Mac some consideration.



2 Responses to “Chronic Masturbater Cited For Giving Chronic Discounts”

  1. Clint Says:

    haha, I was wondering when the JIG is up. Not true about EXE files, though. EXE is merely one vector of attack — and Mac executables can and are infected too. But generally people go for the easiest target: women & children, or windows. And mac has awful hosting. they make it look easy, but the devil is in the details. the one blog i subscribe to is by far my least favorite blog to digest, in technical terms. 🙂

  2. Clint Says:

    hmm. why did i capitalize “JIG” above? I think it was so close to JPG…

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