Fuck Yo Social Networking Site In The Ass Until It Has A Perfect Donkey Asshole

“hey, it’s great to finally run in to you after all these years. how ya been?”

“good dude. you should call me sometime, here’s my #”

“I tried calling you, but it kicked me directly to your voicemail, which was full”

“oh yeah, no worries, my phone was turned off. gimme your # and I’ll call you”

still waiting…

“hey brah, did u read the script I sent ya?”

“yeah, yeah I did”

“and what did u think? any comedic gems in there?”

“it was pretty good, but it could use some work”

“so when I come out there, do you think you could help me work the kinks out, get a finished product by the time I head back.”

“oh jeez, I kinda have my own projects to work on. maybe X will help you with that.”

I could anally violate 12 Vietnamese prostitutes with my big, sweaty pile of aggravation and disallusionment.

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3 Responses to “Fuck Yo Social Networking Site In The Ass Until It Has A Perfect Donkey Asshole”

  1. Clint Says:

    haha.. yes.. people are very fake. it would save everyone a lot of time if they were just straight-up honest. i try to be. if i don’t want to be friends with someone — i make it clear. as you’ve probably noticed.

    • celticfrostedflakes Says:

      yeah, and it’s not like these are ppl I just randomly picked up on facebook. these are ppl I’ve known for at least 5 years. it’s like pulling teeth just to get a response.

      ANSWER ME!
      CAN’T YOU MOVE?!?
      ANSWER ME!
      WHAT’S WRONG WITH EVERYONE IN THIS CRAZY PLACE?!?

      quote taken from Skinny Puppy “200 Years” used without permission, but only to make a point, hehehe

      • Clint Says:

        I’d say that’s par for the course. Everybody — self included — wants to have lots of friends. Sometimes we get caught up in quantity vs quality. I’m trying to stop working on quantity so much, and work on quality instead. But it definitely increases lonely feelings! Carolyn & Me have realized that in the ultra-long run (i.e. 30 years), it will probably just be me and her! Sometimes… I wish I wasn’t an extrovert.

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