Complete Rectal Shutdown – Day 1 – Ultimate Surrender

JULY 24
I told everyone and their mother (except for my own mother, of course) that I would be in San Francisco to attend the Ultimate Surrender 2.0 tag match taping between Isis & Vendetta and Dia & Yana.

I arrived in San Francisco roundabouts 3 PM local time, which gave me enough time to get myself situated at the W hotel. what a fuckin’ hotel that was, thanks to Isis for recommending it! a very chill place to grab a few (expensive) drinks, and mingle with the locals.

I headed to the Armory at about 5:30. while waiting for them to let ppl in for the match, I met Lochai. he who runs another fabulous Kink site, Everything Butt. I had fun chatting with him and another guy named Jesse, who works over in Oakland, for former Kink employee, Chanta Rose.

once inside the Armory, it was time for more pre-gaming. I saw Lorelei Lee, but didn’t get a chance to say hello. I was however able to exchange pleasantries with Darling and Hollie “Clown Porn” Stevens. this was a BYOB event, so I was brown-bagging a 22-oz bottle of Heineken

it’s now time for the audience to start filing in for the match. Matt says they want all the good-looking chicks in the front row. since this is my first event, he makes an exception, and seats me at the far end of the front row.

I was sitting closest to Isis & Vendetta’s corner. I’ve got some really great pictures of the event, which I will be able to share as of August 28. Matt let the forumers back in the arena to watch the post-match interviews. it was very cool to talk with Matt about all things Ultimate Surrender, and he told me about some of the new stuff they’ll be doing in season 7.

afterwards, I managed to get autographs from Dia and Isis. I asked Isis to sign my program as “the Goddess of Sodomy”, but she said she didn’t know how to spell sodomy. I thought she might’ve been joking, or perhaps giving me the brush-off. but then, I noticed that she signed my program “Your A Naughty Boy” GRAMMAR FAIL!!! hehehe, I keed, I keed! I got nothing but love for you, Isis! I talked to her briefly about her work with Brazzers and Bangbros. she told me she’s got a new scene coming out for Fuck Team 5. I thanked her for her time, and wished her the best.

another highlight would be heading to the bar across the street with several Kinksters, and talking to Hollie Stevens about Clown Porn. arguably, this was the greatest porno to feature clowns. we were both in agreement that this is a movie best watched in an inebriated state. I also got to meet Vendetta, and watch Dia flex her pole-dancing skillz.

I thought I had seen it all, when that life-size puppet of Paris Hilton was sodomized and decapitated at that GWAR show I was at several years ago. but nothing beats attending a live show at Ultimate Surrender! thanks to everyone at Kink: Matt, Lochai, the wrestlers, the forumers, Hollie “Clown Porn” Stevens, for making this one of the most memorable experiences of my life! you’ll probably see plenty of me from this match. just look for the rail-thin doofus with glasses in the front row. I was using the phat new Canon SD 780 to take pictures at the event. needless to say, I was most active during round 4 🙂

US 2.0 program guide
program guide autographed by Isis Love and Dia Zerva

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6 Responses to “Complete Rectal Shutdown – Day 1 – Ultimate Surrender”

  1. Ringmaster Says:

    Isis seems to be getting fucked on all sorts of regular porn sites since she got her new tits. I hope it doesn’t distract her from wrestling. My money would be on a win for her and Vendetta, probably by more than 100 points. I wonder if there was a front row woman willing to offer her cunt for the losers to lick? That was such a great moment in July’s Rd 4.

    • celticfrostedflakes Says:

      Isis new tits are fuckin’ fabulous! the two scenes she’s done so far for ZZ, have been pretty good. she’s already one of their top-rated starlets.

      it’s 50/50 as to whether she’ll be back to wrestle in singles competition in season 7. the ladies put on quite a show for round 4, trust me!

  2. Ringmaster Says:

    I saw her getting fucked by Ron Jeremy of all people. All in a day’s work I suppose. It would be a big loss if she gave up singles matches, I like watching her get fucked.

  3. Ringmaster Says:

    In fact Isis and Dragonlily are the the only US women I would pay to wrestle. What do they charge for sessions? And can you jizz on their faces if you win?

  4. Ringmaster Says:

    As far as Dia and Yana are conerned I still take the view that Yana is a weak link and expect to see Dia get a loosened ass rim as a result.

  5. chinu Says:

    i always want to see isis in single wrestling matches

    and want to see isis love most sexual wrestling with darling in which both

    make each other cum , squirt and orgasm on the mat.

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