New Research Indicates Responding To Porn Star Tweets An Exercise In Futility

this according to a new study released today jointly by the Wall St. Journal and the New England Journal of Medicine. a clinical study performed by Dr. Chalaza “Shiny” Chiefbeeftaqueef of the Burbury Institute for the Unsanitary Exchange of Bodily Fluids found there to be two primary types of individuals who follow porn stars on twitter.

the first type are those who are your hardcore perverts. the ones who leave sexually-explicit responses like “hey, let’s go meet up at the Jack In The Box and fuck like dogs in the restroom.” and “have you ever thought about having kids, b/c I’m available.”

the second type are the closet perverts. yeah, they still beat their meat to your videos, but they’ll never admit it in one of their posts. their responses are more like “hey, sorry no one remembered to feed your cats while you were in Brazil, doing that bukkake video!” and “I work at Target, can I buy you some new towels with my employee discount?”

and then there’s the curious case of one H. Robbie Pollis, who was actually able to score a date with one of his favourite porn stars via twitter. tragedy would strike, as on the day of his date, he got to the Jack In The Box, only to find that his penis was sticking out!

Xavier

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2 Responses to “New Research Indicates Responding To Porn Star Tweets An Exercise In Futility”

  1. Clint Says:

    You have mastered the art of the not-quite-100%-nonsense blogpost! hehehe.

  2. http://www.buyroyaltiger.com Says:

    funny

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