South Bronx Paradise Diet…Envisualized!!!

do you remember that episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force where Carl went on that diet? he ate nothing but chocolate bars, developed the ability to crawl up walls, and still lost weight. and then it turns out those chocolate bars contained parasites whut done ate him alive from the inside.

I heard scientists recently discovered a new parasite off the coast of New Jersey. it eats a fish’s tongue, and then attaches itself to the inside of it’s host organism’s mouth. finally, nature has invented a tongue, that eats for itself! of course it would suck to have one, b/c half of whut you eat would probably be parasite feces…LIFE-LIFE-LIFE

parasite
I’M IN UR MOUF, EATIN’ UR TUNGZ!!!

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One Response to “South Bronx Paradise Diet…Envisualized!!!”

  1. Clint Says:

    Wow man. You don’t normally cover science news! But tying it into Aqua Teen? Masterful!

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