Bizarre Ritualistic Feline Sex Act Watched By Some

Oranjello “O.J.” Tubbs impressed attendees at a get-together on Sunday nite, with his world-class kneading skills. it was around 9:30 PM, that Mr. Tubbs aggressively went after a sweater located on a sofa chair.

Percival Handfisher, who supplied voiceover work for the incident, described it this way:
“that brah appeared to be in the fuckin’ zone! his eyes gave off the impression that he was under some kind of hypnotic trance, while he meticulously went to work. after 5-10 minutes of this, he licked himself inappropriately.”

thru his interpreter, O.J. said he didn’t mind that there were about 10 ppl watching, b/c he fancies himself as an exhibitionist.
“when it’s time for me to handle my business, I get right to it. it doesn’t matter that humans watch me. they are all jealous of my kneading skillz, anyways!”

Mr. Tubbs later went on to thank the Washington Post for putting him on their “What’s In” list for 2010. a clear blow to the confidence of one Lemonjello “L.J.” Jones, (O.J.’s current roommate) who was listed on the “What’s Out” list.

in other news of the day, my evening consisted of a shot of Patron tequila and two Budweisers. several ppl mentioned that they enjoyed my impressions of Metalliclops characters (including Dr. Rockzo and Skwisgaar Skwigelf)

early details of my next trip to California were leaked, but as of press time, nothing had been confirmed…

kneading
stock footage of a cat flexing his kneading skills, in an unrelated incident

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4 Responses to “Bizarre Ritualistic Feline Sex Act Watched By Some”

  1. Carolyn Says:

    You, sir, are hilarious!! I had to choke back laughter here at work. Hopefully my coworkers don’t think I’m weird.

    • Clint Says:

      Yes, that was friggin’ hilarious!

      I hate that it took me so long to get around to reading this due to our stupid internet being out due to the stupid drunk driving destroying our telephone pole.

      Anyway… Awesome. Oranjello Tubbs, Lemonjello Jones. I gotta remember those last names, hahahaha.

  2. links for 2010-01-24 « Clint’s Test Blog Says:

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  3. links for 2010-01-24 « Clint’s blog Says:

    […] PERSONAL: John The Candien wrote a blog about our cat Oranjello kneading! "Bizarre Ritualistic Feline Sex Act Watched By Some". Good stuff. He gave our cats last names! (tags: personal friends blog postings JohnTheCanadien byJohnTheCanadien animals pets cats Oranjello Lemonjello Clint Carolyn) […]

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