Porn Industry Lauded For Timely Release Of Tiger Woods XXX Parody

sure, just because you make billions of dollars in endorsements, you’ve won 71 tournaments (including 14 majors), and are already considered the greatest golfer of all time, you haven’t truly hit the big time until the adult film industry makes a xxx parody about your life-life-life…

enter ZB Ventures and their parody of the recent Tiger Woods sex scandal with Tiger’s Got Wood the timeless story of a professional golfer, and his insatiable desire to fuck anything with a pulse.

got an up and cumming female protege you’re tutoring? FUCK HER BRAINS OUT!
a female caddie who doesn’t know the difference between a 5-iron and a 9-wood? FUCK HER BRAINS OUT!
threesome with a coupla groupies, FUCK THEIR BRAINS OUT!
got a really big interview with a cute tv reporter? do the interview, and then, audience…FUCK HER BRAINS OUT!!! aha, ok, now you’re on the trolley!

the guy who plays Tiger Woods kinda looks like him, as does the gal who plays Tiger’s wife (WHO IS FUCKING HOTTER THAN MY NUTS ON A RADIATOR!) this is definitely one of those kinds of movies where you could envisualize yourself having sex with every female cast member. as someone who hasn’t yet seen this movie, I will say, that this is a parody that stays true to the real-life events whut done it parodicizes…

as Chris Rock once said “a man is only as faithful as his options.”

Tiger's Got Wood

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