Ultimate Surrender – S7E25 – (1) Ariel X vs. Jayden Cole

it’s always great to see the IGRO fan favourite and “Whole Fuckin’ Show” of Ultimate Surrender, Mz. Ariel X, in action. she is 2-0 this season, and the reigning Summer Vengeance champion. she is arguably the most sound mat technician in the game today.

Jayden Cole is the IGRO odds-on favourite to capture this season’s “Wooden Spoon” award. she is the Penthouse Pet of the Month for December 2009, and was totally destroyed by Dia Zerva, to the tune of 1780-0 in her first match. I guess with that kind of result, there’s only one way to go, and that’s up, right?

well, not exactly. Ariel crushed Jayden 1310-0. this is the second match in a row where Jayden has been shut out! where even the lowest of noobs, were at least able to register a point, against their aggressive perfectors. there was no post-match interview with Jayden, which has lead to a touch of speculative among forumers, as to whether she is finished with US. as of press time, we could not confirm her status.

hey, and if anyone knows the outcome of tonite’s tag team match, holla at ‘cha boy! Dia and Jessie should’ve won, and I’m guessing both members of Team Dragon took some plastic cock up their arseses.

Ariel X


4 Responses to “Ultimate Surrender – S7E25 – (1) Ariel X vs. Jayden Cole”

  1. celticfrostedflakes Says:

    word on the street is Holly Heart replaced Ashley Jane, and Team Dragon beat Dia and Jessie. I also heard there was some miscommunication on Team Pirate during the match, as Jessie was tagged in, and accidentally started fingering Dia’s pussy, NICE!

    if Holly becomes Dragon’s new full-time partner, then you could make the argument, they are now the best team in the league.


  2. Ringmaster Says:

    Can’t wait to see that own goal by Jessie. She had an even chance of sticking her fingers in the right quim, even if she had no idea what she was on the mat for. She’s a blonde, right?
    I hope we have seen the last of Jayden. I can see why forumers like the look of her but she hadn’t come to wrestle and those kind of girls should no longer be welcome in this SPORT, because that’s what it is. Jayden could just as well have been getting creampies off six dwarves while her pretend husband watched, or whatever her next paid fuck happens to be. There is no shortage of gorgeous pornstars but US can afford to be a bit pickier now it has a reputation for serious wrestling.

  3. celticfrostedflakes Says:

    I’m still not sure who won the tag match, but it sounds like it was a helluva match

    on paper, one would think Jayden could be good at US, given her size. but, she is arguably the least competetive wrestler in the field. I’d like to see her get fucked by someone like Ashley Jane in her next match, if there is one.

  4. Ringmaster Says:

    It would be quite funny to see a tiny girl climbing all over the huge Jayden, fingering her pussy and playing with her tits. It might even annoy her enough to make her fight back but it still wouldn’t resemble a proper wrestling match.
    Holly and Dragon could be a fierce combination, not least in the fuck round. Bring on Isis Love and Tia Ling for possibly the wildest tag match ever. One pair – and it could be either – will finish up with sore assholes and a face full of ejaculant.

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