Pundits Split Over Local Woman’s Proposed Wedding Toast

the following events took place following the MegadeTestamExodus show on March 15:

Percival Handfisher, Esq. was treated to a first listen of his friend’s wedding toast, whilst he knocked back a few shots.

“it was one of the funniest things I had ever heard. intentional or not, it had that Tim & Eric vibe going for it. it was funny, James Quall funny!”

James “Big Jilm” Dobbs was not amused by his wife’s reading. he threatened to tear up the copy, if she went thru with another practice read. she did, and things became heated. Dobbs grabbed the paper, tore it up, and proceeded to eat part of it.

“I warned her not to read it again, and she did anyways.” said an irate Dobbs

much to the delight of Handfisher, Mrs. Dobbs soldiered on, piecing together what was left of her speech, and reading that. by this point, Percy was laughing uncontrollably, as she read in a monotone, disjointed tone, never once taking her eyes off the paper. what made it even funnier, is that Mrs. Dobbs had her speech, and also read from a speech that was written by her sister, who is in fact, the bride.

“I suggested she read from the torn draft, and then right after she says ‘I have something else to read for you’ she tears up that draft, and proceeds to read in the same manner. that will just add the kind of comedic effect I can’t possibly begin to quantify.”

researchers from the Brookings Institute later refuted Handfisher’s “unquantifiable” claims by listing the exact number as 8.37 times more funniest…

Quall

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3 Responses to “Pundits Split Over Local Woman’s Proposed Wedding Toast”

  1. Clint Says:

    Man… we laughed our asses off reading this in the car on Carolyn’s phone. Great job! hehehehe

  2. links for 2010-03-23 « Clint’s blog Says:

    […] JOURNAL: Pundits Split Over Local Woman’s Proposed Wedding Toast « My Stupid Blog John The Canadien writes another cryptic blogpost about the goings on in our lives.. Mainly, the antics after the Testament/Megadeth concert, where Carolyn kept reading her wedding speech at us against our will 🙂 (tags: personal journal anecdotes weddings Carolyn Clint JohnTheCanadien Megadeth Testament concerts blog posts) […]

  3. links for 2010-03-23 « Clint’s Test Blog Says:

    […] JOURNAL: Pundits Split Over Local Woman’s Proposed Wedding Toast « My Stupid Blog John The Canadien writes another cryptic blogpost about the goings on in our lives.. Mainly, the antics after the Testament/Megadeth concert, where Carolyn kept reading her wedding speech at us against our will (tags: personal journal anecdotes weddings Carolyn Clint JohnTheCanadien Megadeth Testament concerts blog posts) […]

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