what could possibly be hotter than watching two AZN stunnas get naked, wrestle, and then have sex with each other? NOTHING! and so it is with great joy, and an indescribable swelling in my pantaloons, that we have Dragon Lily taking on Tia Ling!
Dragon Lily is not fucking around this season. she’s on a mission to re-capture the top spot on the Ultimate Surrender mountain, and win her first Summer Vengeance title. she was the first (and so far only) wrestler to have her colours retired. let’s face it, had she not taken time off, we’d probably be talking about her going for a Summer Vengeance 4-peat.
Tia Ling was one of the breakout noobz last season. she’s a top 10 talent who’s looking to prove she’s got what it takes to become one of Ultimate Surrender’s elite. she has 2 wins this season, but has yet to face anyone the likes of the Dragon.
I had such an awesome time at the Megadeth show, I figured I could best sum up this match with a song. like to hear it, here it goes! sung to the tune of “Holy Wars”
AZN will fight AZN
Spilling cum across the mat
Fucking for a paycheck
Don’t see nothin’ wrong with that
Noobs like me, who beat their meat
And come from other lands
Ask the peeps, for their beliefs
Do you fuck on Matt’s command
A butthole that’s divided
Surely will get slammed
Her past erased, a public disgrace
Fucked ’til she couldn’t stand
Round 4 is near, it’s crystal clear
Part of the Dragon’s plot
Don’t look now to Isis Love
With fingers in your twat
next week, Mellanie Monroe battles Holly Heart for noob supremacy! both these gals have made great strides this season, and I’m definitely looking forward to seeing how this one plays out. I like Mellanie by less than 100.