Oderus Urungus To Host Star-Studded, Fund-Raising Event

LIVE Crack-A-Thon: Friday April 16th & Saturday April 17th
MF GALLERY: 213 Bond St. Brooklyn, NY 11217

GWAR is staging their first CRACK-A-THON April 16th and 17th at the MF Gallery in Brooklyn, NY. Oderus, joined by his co-host and band mate, Balsac the Jaws of Death, will star in GWAR’s very own variety show which will be broadcast free of charge to anybody with an internet connection. In the tradition of “The Carol Burnett Show” or the Jerry Lewis MS telethon, Oderus will attempt to entertain and milk the viewing audience for every penny they have while presenting an assortment of guests that glitteringly represent the sub-middle-upper-lower strata of entertainments elite!

Viewers will be able to pledge funds via a website, (www.MFgallery.net) as powerful computers illegally drain your bank account. Rumors that any money raised will actually be used to pay off Oderus’s crack debt were immediately confirmed.

This star-choked assault marks Oderus’ last-ditch attempt to raise funds in order to pay off his considerable crack-debt, owed to GWAR manager and underworld tyrant, Sleazy P. Martini, who had the following to say about the matter:
“Oderus’ crack debt makes the U.S. federal deficit look like fucking lunch money. If he wants to continue to “hook-up on the cook-up” then I need to see some cash.”
He continued: “If Oderus is unable to “lock- up on the rock-up” he gets violent, nasty, and confused, even more so than normal. So giving money to Oderus for crack isn’t just a nice thing to do, it’s also saving the human race from annihilation! So if the human race wants to survive they need to pony up.”
After the kickoff party on April 10th, there will be a week of intense preparation, as the MF Gallery is transformed into Slave Pit TV central, and Oderus is set loose on the streets of N.Y.C. ! His atrocities will be carefully documented and broadcast online.

The LIVE Crack-a-Thon, will take place on Friday April 16th and Saturday April 17th, 2010. The public is invited to be our studio audience, and should contact MF Gallery for the exact schedule, as well as information on how to reserve a seat in the Crack-a-Thon audience.

Oderus will be joined by band mate Balsac, the Jaws of Death, who will serve as band leader and comic foil.
“I really don’t know why I demean myself by associating with him,” said the metal-faced horror, “but it will be fun watching him fail.”

The list of guests scheduled to appear Andrew W.K., Lloyd Kaufman and Toxic Avenger of Troma, Jimmy Gestapo of Murphy’s Law, New York Artists Joe Simko and Tara McPherson, Mecronos of the band DETHRACE and many many more! Confirmed is the shadowy underground performance troupe, the F-Minus Art Players, led by the sewer-dwelling playwright and art-fag Anton Reemcobb, who are slated to perform some of their shockingly neo-dada-esque bullshit theatre.

Look for a full listing on http://www.MFgallery.net of all the stars appearing on what shall surely go down in history as one the most colossal failures in GWAR history. Prepare yourself for the Crack-a-Thon!!!

SHOW 1: FRIDAY APRIL 16TH, 7PM-7:45PM
SHOW 2: FRIDAY APRIL 16TH, 8PM-8:45PM
SHOW 3: FRIDAY APRIL 16TH, 9PM-9:45PM
SHOW 4: FRIDAY APRIL 16TH, 10PM-10:45PM
SHOW 5: FRIDAY APRIL 16TH, 11PM-11:45PM
SHOW 6: SATURDAY APRIL 17TH, 7PM-7:45PM
SHOW 7: SATURDAY APRIL 17TH, 8PM-8:45PM
SHOW 8: SATURDAY APRIL17TH, 9PM-9:45PM
SHOW 9: SATURDAY APRIL 17TH, 10PM-10:45PM
SHOW 10: SATURDAY APRIL 17TH, 11PM-11:45PM

Oderus

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One Response to “Oderus Urungus To Host Star-Studded, Fund-Raising Event”

  1. Clint Says:

    I heard about this….

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