The Human Centipede: One Moron’s Review

Walk among the herd
Mold them as you wish
In images of unearthly bizarrerie

Do you hear them calling from beyond?

Sculptor of flesh
Architect of abomination
Mold the living flesh like clay

I had heard of this movie called The Human Centipede when I was watching an episode of Tosh.0. he spoiled the movie, but the only thing I really remembered was that he mentioned something about ppl being sewn together ass-to-mouth! that’s all I needed to hear.

the plot involves a doctor who is best known for separating conjoined twins. but, he now wishes to create creatures who share a common digestive track, and can also help out with chores around the house. two hot chicks get lost while traveling thru Europe, when they stumble across the doctor’s pad. the doctor springs in to action, drugging the women, and informing them, that they are now part of his sick (and sexy) experiment. he kidnaps a Japanese tourist, who is placed at the head of the centipede. this only adds to the intensity level, b/c with the two girls faces sewn shut, there is a language barrier between the doctor and his creation. fans of the show, Lexx, will recognize the doctor (Dieter Laser) from his role as Mantrid, in season 2.

simply put, this is the best horror movie I done sawed since the time I seen that Saw movie. there were times when I didn’t know whether to masturbate or vomit. those with fetishes for all things ass-related (including scat) and horror buffs alike, will absolutely love this movie. there is already a sequel planned for theatrical release in 2011. and be on the look out for the x-rated parody, The Human Sexipede, cumming in September.

I give this movie my highest rating ever: 14 fully-erect cuttlefish of cthulhu’s….out of 12!!!

THC

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2 Responses to “The Human Centipede: One Moron’s Review”

  1. DV Says:

    “simply put, this is the best horror movie I done sawed since the time I seen that Saw movie. there were times when I didn’t know whether to masturbate or vomit.”
    agree lol

  2. Clint Says:

    Me too.

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