Meatwad: Now Available In Hot Air Balloon Form

Let’s assume that you are an Aqua Teen Hunger Force fanatic (granted) who has amassed a ridiculous fortune (because why not) and want to dump a huge chunk of change financing a series of fantastic voyages (obviously). How, exactly, does one begin such an undertaking? What’s the crucial first step? Allow us to make a suggestion: use a meager portion of your vast, disposable wealth to purchase a big, honkin’ Meatwad Hot Air Balloon of your very own. Displaying his grandest transformation yet, Meatwad is ready to defy gravity and carry you wherever your heart desires. This purchase will earn you one fully customized hot-air balloon, custom-made by HEAD Balloons, with Meatwad envelope (that’s the balloon part) and basket, and includes a piloted, one-hour ride anywhere in the continental United States. After that, it’s all yours to keep, no backsies. The path to adventure is clear: let the winds of change blow your ‘Wad hither, thither and yon.

Meatwad

* Includes one fully customized hot-air balloon with Meatwad envelope and basket
* Measures approximately 90,000 cubic feet in size
* Purchase also includes a piloted, one-hour ride anywhere in the continental U.S. *
* Consumer keeps balloon after the initial ride* *
* Purchase is non-refundable, includes shipping (approx. 10 weeks shipping time)
* Ha, and you thought the Dethklok fountain was nuts

*Ride requires signed release/waiver. This purchase pays for only ONE ride.
* *Piloting a hot air balloon requires commercial insurance, a pilot’s license, etc.

* -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A.
* -SKU: ATHFASBALLOON

Price: $70,000
Availability: Ships In 70 Days

order it here

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One Response to “Meatwad: Now Available In Hot Air Balloon Form”

  1. Clint Says:

    Didja get this from JSun? heh

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