Federal Reserve Says Elegant Angel Helping Stimulate Economy, Penises

in these turbulent financial times, it’s good to see the lifeblood of the American economy is kicking it up a notch, with some big fall releases. I’m talking, of course, about our thriving porn industry. Elegant Angel is one of those studios at the top of the jizz-splattered mountain, when it comes to giving perverts what they crave most…

Asa Akira is the hottest thing in the industry right now, and Elegant Angel delivers with her first anal and DP (currently #1 at Adult DVD Empire) Jayden Jaymes takes her first butt creampie (currently #3)…Rachel Starr has her shitbox sodomized for the first time…Tori Black takes one in the pink, and one in the stink, for the first time. the latter two were due to be released today.

as one ass fetishist so eloquently put it, “if they hadn’t intended for you to take it up the ass, you’d probably be shitting out of your pores.”

Elegant Angel

lest we forget, the hotly-anticipated porn parody to one of the most controversial movies in recent memory, The Human Centipede, drops today! Tom Byron Pictures, The Human Sexipede, stars the godfather of gonzo, Tom Byron, as the evil Doctor Heiter. Sunny Lane and Danica Dillon play the female leads…with sexy results. Keni Styles plays the head of the sexipede. I found the PG-13/R trailer on youtube

Human Sexipede

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One Response to “Federal Reserve Says Elegant Angel Helping Stimulate Economy, Penises”

  1. Clint Says:

    I may be watching The Human Centipede tonite, hehe.

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