Taco Bell To Use Aykroyd and Timberlake’s Feces To Promote Yogi Bear Movie

as movie studios become more and more inventive, when it comes to the cross-promotion of their mega-blockbuster holiday movies, Warner Brothers announced it had struck a deal with Taco Bell. the fast food chain will be adding Dan Aykroyd and Justin Timberlake’s feces to all of their volcano burritos during December, to help prepare fans for the experience of watching the Yogi Bear movie.

Aykroyd, the star of such smash hits as Christmas with the Kranks, Blues Brothers 2000, Crossroads, and Sgt. Bilko, was thrilled that fans now have the opportunity to not just watch his shitty acting on the big screen, but can also get a first-hand taste of his actual shit.

“JT and I put a lot of effort (and excrement) in to the making of this first-class feature film buttrape of yet another children’s cartoon show.” Aykroyd added “I can only hope this movie will do for Justin’s movie career, what Crossroads did for Britney Spears.”

a Taco Bell spokesperson later confirmed that the amount of feces being used from Aykroyd and Timberlake, will be in direct proportion to the amount of dog feces, they already use in most of their food products.

industry analysts predict moviegoers will spend more time on the toilet, trying to pass their Yogi burritos, than they will in the theatre, trying to stomach this gawdawful CG shitfest.

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Ranger Smith says “FUCK MY LIFE!”

the preceding story was inspired by tweets from America’s funnyman, Neil Hamburger. reading updates on his twitter account is the only thing that makes me want to go on living…

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One Response to “Taco Bell To Use Aykroyd and Timberlake’s Feces To Promote Yogi Bear Movie”

  1. Clint Says:

    Whoa, his twitter is very Yogi-centric at the moment. Wow.

    Hilarious post, man. Hilarious.

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