Bold Ass Weekend Predictions

NFL Wild Card weekend AND the AVN Awards. I’ve got predictions for both…

NEW ORLEANS (-10) at Seattle – Seahawks (7-9) won their division by default; they play surprisingly well at home, but each of their 9 losses were by 15+ points.
NY Jets at INDIANAPOLIS (-3) – Jets would totally be favoured in this one, if they based it on the amount of trash talk done by the coaches.
BALTIMORE (-3) at Kansas City – Chiefs first 10-win season since 2005, first division title since 2003, and first playoff appearance since 2006. I still like the Ravens defense and Ray Rice to rush for 100+ yards.
GREEN BAY (+2.5) at Philadelphia – gotta stick with the Packers, seeing as how I picked them before the season, to get to the Super Bowl.

ASA AKIRA wins for “Asa Akira Is Insatiable” as well as Female Performer of the Year
JENNIFER WHITE wins Best New Starlet
ZZ wins Best Porn Site Network
THIS AIN’T AVATAR wins for Best 3D Release and Best Parody – Drama Release
SEINFELD 2: A XXX PARODY wins for Best Parody – Comedy
JAMES DEEN wins Male Performer of the Year
TOM BYRON wins Best Actor for “The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody”
JULES JORDAN wins Best Director (Body of Work)

be sure to check me out tonite at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, where I’ll be doing stand-up at the ZZ After Party, following the AVN Awards. Phoenix Marie and I will be doing a take off the old Abbott & Costello bit, “Who’s In First?” prepare to laugh until you ejaculate!



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