Jennifer White Shoots For Whipped Ass

inside sources confirmed that THE REAL AVN Best New Starlet 2011, Jennifer White, shot for Maitresse Madeline, and Whipped Ass, yesterday at The Armory. having already worked for several other Kink sites, including Hogtied, Everything Butt, and Sex And Submission, it was only a matter of time before Madeline got her hands on Mz. White. word is that Nika Noire was the domme. here’s hoping they went with my storyline idea of “naughty schoolgirl caught reading Wall Street Journal in bathroom by kinky head mistress”

as one reputable souce put it, “if you like seeing a hot chick get anally probed by another hot chick (and who doesn’t), you better start stocking up on kleenex.”

could a tussle on the mats at Ultimate Surrender be far behind for Jennifer?!?

in other news, Jennifer is being rumoured as the leading candidate to play the role of Meatwad’s estranged daughter in my coming-of-age x-rated parody “This Ain’t Aqua Teen Hunger Force” I don’t wanna give too much else away, but the movie involves Carl impregnating a stripper, and Frylock and Master Shake DP’ing the cable repair woman. it’s 12 minutes of dialogue and 75 minutes of hardcore sex. given the adult industry’s infatuation with spoofing any gawdamn thing that’s ever been made into a tv show, I reckon the time is right for me to start pitching my ideas. if anyone can get me in touch with Tom Byron, I want him to play Carl…

Jennifer White


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