Bold Ass WrestleMania Predictions

Edge w/ Christian vs. Alberto Del Rio w/ Brodus Clay – Alberto Del Rio fulfills his destiny, capturing the WHC. Christian turns on Edge, with a lengthy feud to follow.
The Miz vs. John Cena – last nite’s epic promo at the end of RAW, only fuels speculation that The Rock will get involved in the match. many are speculating Rock-Cena for Summer Slam. the most must-see champion in WWE history retains.
Undertaker vs. Triple H – great promo at the top of the second hour of last nite’s RAW. Undertaker has the respect of everyone in the locker room, which is probably why they’ve all refused to end his streak. Undertaker will be 19-0.
Randy Orton vs. CM Punk – this match has the potential to steal the show. Orton’s “leg injury” may prevent him from punting Punk in the head, but it won’t prevent him nailing Punk with an RKO. I wanna pick Punk to win, but I gotta go with Randall Keith Orton.
Michael Cole w/ Jack Swagger vs. Jerry Lawler (Stone Cold Steve Austin guest referee) – who knew an announcer could draw so much heat?!? whether it’s mocking Jerry Lawler’s deceased mother, or calling Josh Mathews a “FAGGOT” on twitter, Michael Cole has got the most heat (legit or otherwise) of anyone in WWE. Lawler is victorious, he and Austin stun Cole and Swagger out of the ring, and then toast with some Old Milwaukees.
John Morrison, Trish Stratus, & Snooki vs. Dolph Ziggler & LayCool – remember when TNA got J-WOWW? oh, that’s right, no one watches TNA. Snooki pins Layla with the patented Jersey Shore Smoosh Smoosh
Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan – Daniel Bryan’s push has hit a snag, ever since he dumped the Bellas. Sheamus pinned him in their tag match, last nite. as wrasslin’ logic dictates, that means Daniel Bryan should win…eh, I’ll pick Sheamus.
The Corre vs. Big Show, Kane, Santino Marella, and Vladimir Kozlov – and the award for most hastily thrown together match on the card goes to…since there are no titles on the line, I’ll go with Team Santino and the Quadruple Cobra
Cody Rhodes vs. Rey Mysterio – Rey hand-picked Cody to be his partner for the big dance, isn’t that sweet! I’ll take Cody and his wack-ass facemask

Kofi Kingston, Drew McIntyre, Ted DiBiase, and Chris (I thought WWE was gonna push him after the Royal Rumble) Masters, all off the card for now. they’ll probably be involved in a pre-show battle royal. MEH…

Rock and Lil Cena

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