R-Truth Forgets What Time Zone He’s In

two months ago, R-Truth forgot where he was, and called Milwaukee, Green Bay. he was ready for an encore this week, when he tweeted about his heel turn on RAW, three hours before it was set to air. I guess he forgot that he was in England, and they were on tape-delay.

they spent the first 30 minutes of the show on him and John Morrison. R-Truth comes out to celebrate his #1 contender spot. JoMo comes out to challenge him to a match, for his spot at Extreme Rules. as good as both these guys in-ring skills might be, their mic skills are absolutely dreadful, almost unwatchable at times. Morrison beats R-Truth, and there is even more awkwardness following the match. R-Truth goes bipolar, attacking Morrison one minute, then looking all remorseful, then attacking him again, yadda yadda yadda. segment mercifully ends with R-Truth lighting up a cigarette, taking a few puffs, and flicking it at Morrison.

John Morrison received a lot of legit heat from his fellow wrestlers, for his snubbing of Trish Stratus at WrestleMania, as he was upset that Trish took JoMo’s girlfriend, Melina’s spot on the show. what do I know about Melina? just that she enjoys three-way sex, what else do I need to know?

Val Venis is best known for his porn star gimmick during the WWF’s Attitude Era in the late 90s (highlighted by his teaser vignettes, which featured Jenna Jameson) he recently u/l a video on youtube, blasting John Morrison and Melina, for the way they treated Trish. highlights included Venis asking “how does Batista taste? how does Mike Knox taste?” in reference to Melina’s affairs while she continues to date Morrison. “keep trying to turn that ho into a housewife.” he called Morrison “a chump ass bitch with zero nuts.” I found his rant hilarious and informative. sure, it might not qualify as newsworthy, but it’s more entertaining than anything that happened on last nite’s RAW…

Morrison
“don’t worry, baby! you still taste better than Mike Knox”

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