does anyone even know what team Peyton Hillis plays for? IT DOESN’T MATTER! he beat Michael Vick, in a nationwide vote by gaming nerds and fantasy football geeks, with 66% of the vote.
Cleveland Browns fans can look forward to seeing Hillis break his hand, from accidentally slamming it in a car door. he returns for the last two games of the pre-season, before tweaking his ankle. he’s good to go for the start of the regular season, but ends up tearing his ACL, in a week 6 loss to Oakland. the Browns finish 6-10. in his end-of-season press conference, Head Coach Pat Shurmur, says “it wasn’t where we wanted to finish, but at least we’re not the fucking Bengals!”
of course, this is all predicated on the notion that the lockout ends, and they actually have a season in 2011.