Randy Moss Calls It A Career

Randy Moss, first-ballot Hall-of-Famer, announced his retirement. he is the third greatest wide receiver of the last 25 years (behind only Jerry Rice and Marvin Harrison) even tho he never won a Super Bowl, Moss will be best be remembered as a cornerstone piece of the Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir fantasy football team that won a championship in 2007. that season, Moss racked up 1493 yards and 23 TDs.

“I would gladly let Randy have bareback anal sex with my wife, if I had one.” said a somber Persie Handfisher, owner, GM, and CEO of the Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir.

the news of Moss retirement is bittersweet, considering another member of the BLC’s 2007 championship team, Plaxico Burress, had signed with the New York Jets, just one day prior.

Handfisher added “yeah, we had guys like Joseph Addai, Marc Bulger, the Ravens defense, the Polish guy who kicked for the Patriots, but it was all about Plax & Moss. plus, they served as a great mnemonic device to remind me of that really awesome PM Dawn song from 1991, “Set Adrift on Memory Bliss”

this is dedicated to Randy Moss and Plaxico Burress aka my own PM Dawn 2007, thx for the memories!


Moss 3:16 says “I JUST SMOKED YER ASS!!!”

the Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir fantasy draft is scheduled for 8:30 PM EST on August 27.


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