Cannibal Corpse For Dummies

BRRRR, BRRRRRRRRRR, BRRRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!

oh, hello friends, I’m the inferwebz Persie Handfisher. has this ever happened to you? you’re listening to your favourite death metal band, but you just can’t seem to follow the lyrics. well, don’t worry, you’re not alone. there are over 27 million Americans who suffer from death metal lyric incoherency syndrome. fortunately, there is help. his name is Andy Rehfeldt, and he and his team of trained professionals spend months at a time, breaking down the greatest songs of our time. like this nugget from Cannibal Corpse. it’s a tune about a man who lets loose his inner rage, by violently reshaping one’s facial tissue with a hammer. and now, I finally see why this song spent four weeks at the top of the Billboard 100 chart!

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