Unsuccessfully Coping With The Natural Beauty Of Listening To Two Women Discuss Their Menstrual Cycles

went to Taco Bell, shit just isn’t as filling as I remember. I ordered 4 Soft Taco Supremes, and ended up having to order 3 more. there were some issues with the service, as one woman put it “you’re putting diarrhea on bread, how hard is that?!?” she would later tell us the story of that time she drove 20 minutes on her lunch break, to get a really good chalupa. I had Mountain Dew for the first time, in several months. the alcoholic drink of choice was Sam Clay whiskey.

we watched a video of some kid who was bullied in Australia. he was at least twice the size of his bully, so after the kid hit him, he went into full-on rage mode, and gut-wrench bodyslammed him face-first on the pavement. I felt no sympathy for the kid who got slammed. he claimed that the other kid started it, but why on Earth would u tempt fate by hitting a larger adversary. to quote Xavier: Renegade Angel “just walk away-walk away-walk away…” we watched an interview, which appeared to be heavily coached. it’s like the Australian version of Onion News Network (only they were unintentionally funny)
netflix: 3/5
imdb: 6/10

Mad TV – Gordon Ramsay meets The Nightmare Before Christmas
netflix: 3/5
imdb: 6/10

Good Vibes – new animated show on MTV. surprisingly good cast, I correctly identified Debi Mazar, as the mom. plenty of sexual innuendo when she talked about her previous jobs. this show is like The Karate Kid, if Ralph Macchio had decided to become a stoner, instead of learn karate.
netflix: 3/5
imdb: 6/10

Robot Chicken – Kevin Bacon visits Peanuts, reprising his role in Flashdance.
netflix: 4/5
imdb: 8/10

Adventure Time – zombie outbreak in the Candy Kingdom leaves Finn, Jake, Lady Rainicorn, and Lumpy Space Princess to try and come up with a potion that will reverse the process.
netflix: 4/5
imdb: 8/10

Onion News Network – presidential candidate in a coma; Brooke Alvarez feuds with fellow reporter, O’Brady Shaw; autistic reporter in Afghanistan; Tucker Hunt wears a thought cam; roundtable discussion of the Republican primary debate; part of what makes this show so funny, is Brooke Alvarez’s impeccable timing and delivery. she is what we in “the biz” like to call “a nice chunk-a-chicken”
netflix: 4/5
imdb: 8/10

Squidbillies – the Cuyler family all get jobs at the new Ball-Mart
netflix: 4/5
imdb: 9/10

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The Office – James Spader uses everyone’s deepest fears for a cautionary Halloween tale; Dwight wears a costume that makes him look like Slymenstra Hymen of GWAR
netflix: 4/5
imdb: 9/10

South Park – Broadway shows are filled with subtext to get men blowjobs from their wives. I couldn’t stop laughing when Randy was swinging around as Spider-Man. one part “F-U” to Broadway, one part cheap plug for The Book of Mormon.
netflix: 5/5
imdb: 10/10

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Beavis and Butt-Head – Beavis and Butt-Head watch Twilight, and try to become werewolves, after being bitten by a homeless man. Beavis is crying (due to onions) Butt-Head makes fun of him for the next 80 years.
netflix: 5/5
imdb: 10/10

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One Response to “Unsuccessfully Coping With The Natural Beauty Of Listening To Two Women Discuss Their Menstrual Cycles”

  1. JOURNAL: HANGING OUT: John The Canadien reviews a bunch of shows we watched Friday « Clint's blog Says:

    […] times. Reviews at: https://igottarambleon.wordpress.com/2011/10/30/unsuccessfully-coping-with-the-natural-beauty-of-lis…. Included reviews: Beavis & Butt-head, South Park, Robot Chicken, Adventure Time, The Office, […]

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