local boom mic operator, Persie Handfisher, filled in as stunt cock extraordinaire for last nite’s epic ZZ Live 19, and the reviews are in! check out some of the comments from Persie’s lovely co-stars:
Sarah Vandella: “I told him I went to a Kings game once, and he became obsessed with talking about NHL realignment. I was like dude, u want me to suck your balls, or u want me to tell u why they should bring back the Norris Division?!?”
Brooklyn Lee: “he was referring to himself as the GM of the Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir??? he asked if I was really from Brooklyn. I said no, and he got pissed off. he still wanted to have sex, but said he was gonna fake all his orgasms with me.”
Riley Evans: “he ejaculated six times during the show, including four times, before we even started having sex. it didn’t help matters that he ate all that garlic-flavoured asparagus beforehand.”
Juelz Ventura: “he kept wanting me to talk dirty to him in Spanish. I told him, I’m from Brazil, I speak Portuguese, bitch! apparently, he thinks everyone from Brazil is either a shemale or friends with Ronaldinho.”
as an added bonus for the ZZ community, members are able to vote for 4 all-stars who they want to see get reamed on the upcoming Live 20, scheduled for Dec. 15. there’s 36 girls listed in total, but we’re just breaking down a few of the favourites:
Shyla Stylez – crowned the undisputed champion at ZZ Live 5. watching her slip on a pool of jizz, after accepting her championship belt was the icing on the cake to what is widely regarded as the greatest live sex show in the history of the universe.
Jayden Jaymes – America fell in love with her in 2009, on MTV’s True Life: I’m Addicted To Porn, as the show chronicled her relationship with her family, and her trip to the AVN Awards, where she lost out to Stoya, for Best New Starlet. awesome mini-meltdown followed.
Asa Akira – stoner who likes watching cartoons and getting fucked in the ass = the total package! hasn’t appeared on ZZ Live since 2. fresh off the release of her best-selling Insatiable 2 flick. I’d marry her strictly for tax purposes.
Krissy Lynn – for all the ass aficionados out there, just take a look at the scenes she’s been turning in for Everything Butt and Bound Gangbangs! she is my wild-card pick to get voted in.
Monique Alexander & Veronica Avluv – their scenes consistently get the highest ratings. it’s even money that one or both will make it.
Francesca Le – sure to get votes from fans of The Office who mistake her real-life husband for Toby Flenderson.
Phoenix Marie & Bridgette B. – the secondary storyline to ZZ Live 5 was the feud that developed between these two. cursing and spitting on each other, almost escalated to fisticuffs at one point. does the ZZ community have the balls to put them together for a sequel?!?
Kelly Divine & Alexis Texas – the current and former Buttwoman.
Lisa Ann & Julia Ann – no relation between these two MILFs. perhaps Lisa Ann reprises her award-winning role as Sarah Palin if she gets voted in.
for the record, I voted for Shyla, Jayden, Asa, and Krissy. look for an update to this story, once they announce who “The Big 4” will be…