Looks Like I Picked The Wrong Week To Stop Doing Meth

nothing says the holiday shopping season like going to work at 3 AM, so u can sell some shit merchandise that was made by a bunch of 8 year-olds in a factory somewhere in China. to be honest, I’m looking forward to seeing what kind of godless, materialistic, debt-ridden fucktards would be out shopping, when they should be SLEEPING or downloading the new Alexis Texas anal scene that’s coming out on Brazzers today. get your priorities in order, ppl! I’m working a 14-hour shift, so there’s a 50/50 chance I’ll be running on fumes by lunch time. I will be wearing my Ween shirt, underneath my work shirt, for added strength.

Lloyd Bridges

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