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I currently have a job where I can’t be in front of the computer, so your tasks will include the following: daily recaps of what my favourite pr0nstars were doing on Twitter, watching the NHL Network for three hours a day, pulling screenshots for future blogs about shows I watch, and coming up with at least one Charlie Sheen joke every day. one lucky winner receives an all-expenses paid trip to Las Vegas with me in January for the Adult Entertainment ExpOHHH!!!
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