well, I reckon it’s been about a year since I upgraded to one of them fancy smartphones, I hear all the young folks jibber-jabberin’ about. I was reluctant to get a new phone, b/c I didn’t think it was necessary. I was due for an upgrade in February 2010, but I didn’t make the transition until December 28. and that was only after they offered to give me the phone for free, as long as I renewed my contract with Verizon for another two years.
well, I reckon I’m about as popular as a case of chlamydia at a prostitute convention with all the trimmings, in Asbury Park, NJ. nobody calls me on the telephone, so I sit and watch my tv all alone. do I really need to watch porn on a 3″ LCD? probably not, but at least it’s nice to know I have the option to do so. of course, the battery is terrible so I might only get about 3 minutes to bust a nut, before my phone prompts me to recharge it.
well, I reckon there was a time I could go every other day before having to charge it. then, it was once a day. now, it’s twice a day! ppl keep telling me I should buy a spare battery and a separate charger, but I say “FUCK THAT!” the money I’d spend for both those items would only compound my aggravation and add an extra step to what is currently a manageable (if somewhat inconvenient) process.
seriously, I love this phone, but I’m not putting any more money I don’t have to, into it’s upkeep. yes, I am spiting this phone by recharging it…to DEATH-DEATH-DEATH
well, I reckon it’s about that time for Wrath von MagicMist to post his rebuttal about how glad he is that he doesn’t have a cell phone. the floor is yours, sir!