I Found Those Keys I Thought I Lost At That Chemlab Show 19 Months Ago

“u go to see Chemlab, you’re gonna take a knee to the head from Jared Louche. it’s as natural as rain on a gawdamn Sunday morning!”

the keys were found deep within the seat cushions of Wrath’s Bonneville. it was a pleasant surprise. we went to Taco Bell, where I ordered six soft taco supremes. I saw a tude brah sitting at the next table, who had the exact same phone and case as me. Wrath noted that the cashier was extremely helpful.

I had four shots of whiskey, and Wrath thought it was hilarious when I asked him to pass me the shot bottle. I never really thought about it at the time, but I guess it is kinda funny, when u say it in an Early Cuyler accent. Wrath mentioned that “shot bottle” needs to start trending worldwide. I agree!

Food Party extras – a three-part episode where Thu invites Monseiur Baguette over for a special dinner. he falls ill, and Dr. Monkeyface is called in. Baguette dies, and they try to figure out who poisoned him. Nurse Tom reveals that Baguette died after ingesting a lethal amount of salt. this was pretty good, but not as good as some of the other extras we’ve watched.

XianZ: +2
netflix: 3/5
imdb: 7/10

The Ricky Gervais Show – if Karl Pilkington was allowed to live his entire life inside an isolation tank, he wouldn’t change anything. I thought it was pretty cool that he prefers the simpler things in life, like a good bag of munchies. Karl does a good job of avoiding answering questions, but eventually he cracks, and Ricky makes him laugh (something that rarely happens on the show)

XianZ: +8
netflix: 4/5
imdb: 8/10

Adventure Time – Finn and Jake go to Marceline’s house for a jam session, but she’s not there. they decide to play hide and seek, but Jake breaks the rules by hiding in Marceline’s house. Finn catches a peak of Marceline naked in the bathroom. this was only alluded to, as u see her float past Jake, who is slithering across the floor. he blushes, and crawls back to the closet. when Marceline finally catches them, they apologize, and she reveals that she hides in their house all the time. I’d hafta say this might be the best episode of the season! bonus points for the risque subject matter

XianZ: +10
netflix: 5/5
imdb: 10/10

here’s some other stuff we watched, but I don’t have ratings for.

Tim & Eric: Awesome Show, Great Job! season 2 dvd extras – watched some bloopers and deleted scenes. animated skit featuring Brian Posehn; Tim & Eric meeting with their professional laughers; Tom Goes To The Mayor live action sketch, where they bet whether a keilbasa goes well on a pizza, but they don’t eat the pizza. did Rob Zombie do a cameo in a non-speaking role as Razz? it looked like him, but never got confirmation.

Space Ghost interviews a panel of guests about something they just watched. Meatwad, Early Cuyler (his first ever appearance) and Shark Boy. Space Ghost has both of his hands blown off, courtesy of Early’s shotgun. Space Ghost’s head winds up on top of Meatwad, and Shark Boy ends up being eaten by some kind of wolf man.

[adult swim] Christmas infomercial thingy – Home Shopping Network meets Tim & Eric.

as an added bonus, Storm von MagicMist began whistling, which drew the ire of Lemonjello, who thought the noise was coming from Oranjello’s butt. it was some of the funniest animal-related humour I’ve ever seen! Wrath says he will have video of it up on youtube, in a coupla weeks, so keep watching this space for a follow-up post.

in other news, ZZ Live 20 was last nite. apparently, the “all-star” voting was just a ruse to drum up interest from their membership. Rachel Roxxx nearly lost control of her bowels on two separate occasions. I hope they leave that part in, for the final downloadable version. I’ll fuck her asshole with a piece of frozen shit!

5 Responses to “I Found Those Keys I Thought I Lost At That Chemlab Show 19 Months Ago”

  1. Clint Says:

    TWO hidden GWAR references…ftw

  2. Carolyn Says:

    Didn’t we find out that it was spelled Earlie?

    Yeah, that whistling was hilarious!!!! LJ totally blamed OJ’s butt.

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