Everything Butt?!? Naw, I Got Her Ass Whole!

picture it, San Francisco, July 24, 2009. a young chomsky honk named Persie Handfisher is standing outside the Armory, waiting to get his first taste of the glamorous world of underground lesbian sexfighting. Lochai emerges, and Persie is quick to offer a handshake, and tell Lochai how much he loved that test shoot where all those hot chicks were tonguing each other’s asses. it is then that Lochai reveals that Everything Butt would soon be incorporated into a full-time site on Kink.

fast forward to 2011, and Everything Butt is the best anal-themed site on the net. who needs vagina, when u can see hot chicks fucking each other in the ass with strap-ons. ok, vagina is good too. butt, if you’re an unbridled ass enthusiast like I am, then u have already sprayed jizz by the gallon watching their fantastic updates. here’s my year-end recap of some of the best performers and updates:

BEST STORYLINE:
JAMES DEEN, KRISSY LYNN, AMY BROOKE – October 4 – James Deen is fucking his mistress (Amy Brooke) in the ass. James goes to work. Krissy comes home to find Amy still there. Krissy fucks Amy in the ass with a strap-on the size of the Good Year blimp. James comes home and fucks them both in the ass. afterwards, they all go shopping for an armoire at Ikea.

DOMME OF THE YEAR:
ISIS LOVE – we didn’t nickname her the Goddess of Sodomy b/c we like a good Dark Funeral reference. she loves fuckin’ bitches in the ass, just as much as we like watching her do it! her scene with former Slutwoman, Kristina Rose, was one of the best of the year.

SUB OF THE YEAR:
SKIN DIAMOND – one of our favourite new starlets. she appeared in two scorching hot scenes in 2011. September 6 with Bobbi Starr, and April 5 with Bobbi’s BFF, Dana DeArmond.

PHATTEST ASS OF THE YEAR:
CHANEL PRESTON – November 15 – pairing her up with Gia DiMarco only added to the hotness of their scene. Kaylynn was a very close second, but GAWDAMN! Chanel’s ass is a sight to behold!

BEST DP:
KELLY DIVINE – August 16 – she ain’t called Buttwoman for nothing! Kelly showed up at the Armory for a little backdoor fun with James Deen and Bobbi Starr. I find watching her ass jiggle to be both entertaining and hypnotic.

BEST FRESH NEW ASS:
LEILANI LEEANE – November 1 – barely old enough to vote, and she’s already taking it up the butt! this scene had it all, anal strap-on, train-fucking, ass-to-mouth, DP. Annie Cruz was superb in her role as domme.

GIRL WE WERE MOST GLAD TO SEE FINALLY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS:
MIA LELANI – August 23 – there are some asses in the business like Alexis Texas’s that are being completely underused. Mia started doing anal this year, and it’s about fucking time. watching her ride cowgirl in the anal position is enough to make any man plop their glopper. The Goddess of Sodomy was there to help guide Mia thru her backdoor adventure.

BEST USE OF A FOREIGN OBJECT:
THE STAR PLAYER – April 26 – The Goddess of Sodomy shoves the business end of a bowling pin up Amy Brooke’s ass

BEST G/G STRAP-ON SEQUENCE:
LORELEI LEE & GIA DIMARCO – July 26 – these two switching bitches took turns pounding each other’s backdoors, before unleashing themselves on one very lucky Mark Davis. plenty of great anal in the cowgirl position, as well as ass-to-mouth.

SCENE OF THE YEAR:
KRISSY LYNN & CHERRY TORN – April 12 – two of my favourite performers, taking turns fucking each other in the ass with strap-ons. then they take turns riding Mark Davis cowgirl, while the other licks his balls. I couldn’t even make it past the first two mins. before I scorched my shortpants.

ANAL – still the most effective form of birth control known to man!

Heartshe

One Response to “Everything Butt?!? Naw, I Got Her Ass Whole!”

  1. Joe Says:

    Fingers crossed 2011 brings us a Bobbi/Dana shoot on EB…

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