I’m Fuckin’ Up Yer Christmas, Part II

and these are my views on this day:
u don’t hafta be Christian to celebrate Christmas
u don’t hafta believe in God to celebrate Christmas
Jesus IS NOT the reason for the season (always irritates me when someone tells me that)
Jesus existed, and is the greatest salesman this side of Sleazy P. Martini
Jesus WAS NOT born on December 25! it’s more or less just a reason to slack off for the final week of the year
no matter what race, religion, or creed u happen to be, just enjoy the day for what it is. a time to be with the ppl that matter the most to u. and if u are one of those ppl who gets all bent out of shape by a picture of three Santas sewn together ass-to-mouth, u should lighten up, and consider masturbation as a hobby.

unimpressed by material excess
love is free
love me
say hell yes

Santa

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