Big Ass Beavis and Butt-Head Watching Recap

USED CAR
while searching for a slice of pizza underneath a car, Beavis and Butt-Head are mistaken for used car shoppers by Hamid (possibly same Hamid from the Tech Support episode) they wreck the car on a test drive. Hamid is fired, b/c they don’t have licenses or insurance. Beavis throws a slice of pizza that hits the dealership owner in the face. when he catches them, he repeatedly slams their heads into a car hood.

XianZ: +8
netflix: 4/5
imdb: 9/10

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BOUNTY HUNTERS
while shopping for gardening equipment, Beavis and Butt-Head run into a bouncer who looks like Dog, the Bounty Hunter. they decide to become bounty hunters, where they get their asses kicked at a karate school. they bring a homeless man to a police station, but end up rolling around on the floor, following a pepper spray attack. go with christ, brahs!

XianZ: +7
netflix: 4/5
imdb: 8/10

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TIME MACHINE
Beavis and Butt-Head fall asleep on the bus, on their way to a field trip. when they wake up, they think they’ve traveled back in time to the 19th century. they try to prevent Mr. Van Driessen’s great-great grandfather from scoring, so that they won’t hafta go to Van Driessen’s stupid class. when they get back to school, they’re disappointed to find out that Van Driessen must’ve scored.

XianZ: +10
neflix: 5/5
imdb: 10/10

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MASSAGE
Beavis and Butt-Head go to the mall to ogle women. they spot some dudes massaging women, so they decide to open up their own massage parlor. when the mall security finds out they’ve been stealing janitorial equipment, they must either come clean, or massage some really fat dude.

XianZ: +8
netflix: 4/5
imdb: 9/10

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SCHOOL TEST
Beavis and Butt-Head are the worst students at Highland High, and b/c of the no child left behind act, the school is in danger of losing it’s funding. the teachers band together to help Beavis and Butt-Head prep for the standardized test. the only thing they learn is that Butt-Head is holding a No. 2…pencil. they take the test, but all they do is write their names. a pissed-off Principal McVicker takes the test for them, which leads to controversy.

XianZ: +6
netflix: 3/5
imdb: 7/10

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SNITCHERS
Beavis and Butt-Head witness Todd beating up some other dude. Todd tells them they will hafta testify, but that they will tell the judge, he was acting in self-defense. Beavis and Butt-Head screw it up, but b/c they’re completely unreliable as witnesses, Todd is set free. episode closes with Todd and his gang loading Beavis and Butt-Head into the trunk of his car, so that they can show them their appreciation. presumably, by beating them senseless with baseball bats.

XianZ: +10
netflix: 5/5
imdb: 10/10

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season finale is next week…

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One Response to “Big Ass Beavis and Butt-Head Watching Recap”

  1. Clint Says:

    finale?!?!

    already???!

    DOS BULLSHIT

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