I got a memo from work the other day, saying that they have a new vacation policy, they are rolling out on April 1. in the meantime, they are willing to buy up any unused vacation hours. seeing as how I am coming to the end of my hall-of-fame career as the world’s greatest camera salesman, I was all over this offer. yes, the devil’s advocate will say, “but Persie, if u leave, u are still entitled to those hours.” and I say they’re not stupid enough to outright fire me, b/c I haven’t done anything to warrant such action. they’ll just try to slowly phase ppl out until their employees have no option other than to quit. I’m pretty sure ppl who quit aren’t entitled to shit. so they’re gonna pay me 50% of my hourly rate (minus taxes) for the 38 hours of vacation time I’ve accrued over the last 12 months. I won’t look a gift horse in the mouth on this one. unless of course, that mouth belongs to Asa Akira, and the gift horse refers to my penis. it’s pretty much found money for me.