Bold Ass Elimination Chamber Predictions

WWE Championship:
CM Punk (c) vs. Chris Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. R-Truth vs. The Miz vs. Kofi Kingston – it’s been tough sledding for Miz after botching a spot that caused R-Truth to get injured during last week’s main event on RAW. on top of that, Miz was blamed for the low Survivor Series buyrate. they had Rock and Cena on the same team, and booking did absolutely nothing in the weeks leading up to their match, to make Miz and R-Truth look like credible opponents. they are advertising CM Punk vs. Dolph Ziggler for shows in March. it would be more intriguing if Punk was chasing Jericho for the title heading into Mania. but when’s the last time the booking committee did anything that made sense? Punk to retain

World Heavyweight Championship:
Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Big Show vs. Randy Orton vs. Wade Barrett vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Great Khali – I’m not even sure Khali can fit inside one of those pods. maybe they’ll have him start the match against either Bryan or Rhodes. talk about a clash of styles! Barrett should pin Orton to keep that feud building to their match at Mania. it will be interesting to see how weak they can make Bryan look, while still managing to retain his title, and piss off the crowd with his overdone celebrations. Bryan to retain

John Cena vs. Kane – before he can get to the Rock at Mania, John Cena must embrace the hate in an epic ladder match against Kane. a set of keys hangs above the ring, whereby Cena must ascend a 10-foot ladder to retrieve them. he must then go to the back, and drive an ambulance into the ring, pinning Kane’s lifeless body underneath. to show that he has truly embraced the hate, Cena wheels Zack Ryder’s crippled body into the ring, to apologize for kissing Eve. as Ryder hobbles away, Cena lays him out with an F-U, followed up with a five-knuckle shuffle all over Eve’s face. thus putting an end to the early favourite for worst feud of 2012!

and what will they do with the Royal Rumble winner, Sheamus?!? perhaps an epic three-way dance-off with Brodus Clay and William Regal…


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