Finn and Jake stumble across a message from their father. he says that he constructed a dungeon for Finn, designed to make him a man. Finn and Jake are tempted by three sirens, asking them to eat their fruit. is there an abstinence message in there? one of the sirens eats an apple, which turns her into one, and the other two feast on her apple corpse. this gets my vote for most fucked up moment of the season. at a fork in the road, Finn and Jake come across something that looks like a vagina. there is a really cool boss fight at the end, which reminded me of The Legend of Zelda.
bad things happen when u eat the fruit
epic Zelda-style boss
Finn is rejected by Princess Bubblegum, and becomes depressed. in an effort to cheer him up, Jake sets off to find Finn a new girlfriend. Jake ends up in the Fire Kingdom, where he offers a dowry of three gifts, in exchange for the Princess hand. the King (voiced by Goliath from Gargoyles) reveals that his daughter is quite evil. she follows Jake back to Ooo, where a showdown ensues. Finn gets bitch-slapped for his efforts, but it turns out he’s probably a bit of a masochist. TASTE THE PAIN…
Bubblegum tells Finn to slow his roll
Finn assumes the fetal position
Jake offers the Fire King a dowry
Finn saves the Fire Princess…
…and then tastes the pain!
more show reviews tomorrow…