Local Fucktard Learns How To Use A Mac

I am writing to let all u wonderful ppl know i arrived safe and sound in Los Angeles at approx. 1 PM Pacific time on April 3. I took a flight from Reagan National to Chicago O’Hare, where I was to have an impromptu match with CM Punk for the WWE title at baggage carousel 4, but he never showed up. my connecting flight to LAX was uneventful. the in-flight movie was Hugo, and then they aired some NBC shows, Office, 30 Rock, etc.

my friend and I went to Jersey Mike’s where I had a fantastic meatball and cheese sub. as we were walking back towards the main concourse, I spotted porn icon, Alex Sanders. he was pretty big in the mid 90s and early 2000s (might still be in the jizz biz today) I recognized him by his curly pony-tailed hair which reminded me of a tude brah I went to college with. I didn’t say anything to him, but I’m 99% sure it was him. to top it off, I saw a homeless man squatting on the side of the street, so he could shit into a plastic bag (take that, Occupy DC!) and I’ve only been here for half a day!

I don’t have my own computer, so I am using my friend’s Mac, in the interim. I will try to post further updates, as events warrant.


3 Responses to “Local Fucktard Learns How To Use A Mac”

  1. Clint Says:

    Ouch. First time I had to use a Mac I felt really dirty.

  2. Carolyn Says:

    You’re not local, anymore.

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