I recently went on a date with this woman. she was all like “hey, you’re trying way too hard to have sex with me!”
and I was like “whoa, baby! why do you think I offered to let YOU buy ME a drink?!? and when you fell down in a drunken stupor, who was the one to let you know your tits had popped out? that’s right, it wasn’t me, it was the homeless guy you tripped over, thank you very much!”
long story short, I tried to stick my penis in her mouth, while she was passed out, but I couldn’t get past the snoring…
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